November 2, 2006
Private: The Chief Export of Chuck Norris is Creationism
Chuck Norris (whose real chief export is pain) has a new job as a political columnist. Here's a taste:
Alleged Chuck Norris Fact: "There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live." It's funny. It's cute. But here's what I really think about the theory of evolution: It's not real. It is not the way we got here. In fact, the life you see on this planet is really just a list of creatures God has allowed to live. We are not creations of random chance. We are not accidents. There is a God, a Creator, who made you and me.
For a different view of evolution, please check out ACS' Issue Brief The Constitutional Debate Over Teaching Intelligent Design as Science in Public Schools, by Anne Marie Lofaso.